RA: Renters Anonymous - January 13th, 2009

New Releases

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bestfriendMy Best Friend’s Girl - 8/10 - Trailer
Starring Dane Cook, Kate Hudson, Jason Biggs, Alec Baldwin
Tank (Dane Cook) is put to the ultimate friendship test when his best friend Dustin (Jason Biggs) hires him to take his ex-girlfriend Alexis (Kate Hudson) on a lousy date just to show her how great her former boyfriend is. When Alexis finds Tank more fascinating she decides that she wants Tank, and wants to take him to a wedding instead of Dustin. Dustin tries to become more like Tank in an attempt to get Alexis back. In the meantime, Tank is trying to make Alexis like Dustin again, but Dustin is trying to mess up the wedding and ruin Tank’s and Alexis’s relationship at the same time.

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Recommendation: Rent/Pass (depending on your enjoyment of Dane Cook)

appaloosaAppaloosa - 5.8/10 - Trailer
Starring Ed Harris, Viggo Mortensen, Renee Zellweger, Jeremy Irons, Lance Henriksen
Two friends hired to police a small town that is suffering under the rule of a murderous rancher find their job complicated by the arrival of a young widow.

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Recommendation: Pass

mirrorsMirrors - 6/10 -Trailer
Starring Kiefer Sutherland, Paula Patton
In New York, the former NYPD detective Ben Carson is hired to work as night watch of the remains of the Mayflower Department Store that was partially destroyed by fire many years ago. Ben became alcoholic and was retired from the police force after killing a man in a shooting. His marriage was also destroyed and now he is living in the apartment of his younger sister Angie. However he has not been drinking for three months and sees the employment as a chance to rebuild his life. When he goes to the rounds in his first night, he finds that the mirrors are impeccably clean and his colleague explains that the former night watch was obsessed by the mirrors. After a couple of nights, Ben sees weird images in the mirrors, but due to the lack of credibility of his past, his ex-wife Amy believes he has hallucinations as a side effect of his medication. When Angie is found brutally murdered in her bathtub, Ben discovers that there is an evil force in the mirror that is chasing him and jeopardizing his family.

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Recommendation: Pass

swingSwing Vote - Trailer
Starring Kevin Costner, Paula Patton, Kelsey Grammer, Dennis Hopper, Nathan Lane, Stanley Tucci, George Lopez, Madeline Carroll
Kevin Costner stars as Bud Johnson, an apathetic, beer slinging, lovable loser, who is coasting through a life that has passed him by, except for the one bright spot in his mundane existence, his precocious, over achieving twelve-year old daughter, Molly. She takes care of them both, until one mischievous moment on Election Day, when she accidentally sets off a chain of events which culminates in the presidential election coming down to one vote, her dads.

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Recommendation: Pass

bridesheadBrideshead Revisited
Starring Emma Thompson, Matthew Goode, Ben Whishaw, Hayley Atwell, Michael Gambon
The memoirs of Captain Charles Ryder who is stationed at Brideshead Castle during WWII and remembers his involvement with the owners of the Brideshead estate: the aristocratic yet Catholic Flyte family and in particular brother and sister Sebastian and Julia.

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Recommendation: Pass

ballsoutsgarytennr1artBalls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach
Starring Sean William Scott, Randy Quaid, Anthony David Miles
Gary Houseman (Seann William Scott) is an overenthusiastic high school janitor who steps-up to lead the school’s loser tennis team to the state finals when the acting coach drops dead. The brash and often insulting new coach is intent on inspiring these underdogs not only to win, but also to stand-up for themselves. Although his coaching tactics may be unorthodox, including motivating his star player with a pre-game stripper, his heart is in the right place. Besides, sometimes it takes big balls to play hard-ball.

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Recommendation: Pass

paddleWithout a Paddle: Nature’s Calling
Starring Oliver James, Amber McDonald, Jerry Rice
What do you get when you mix a lawyer, a slacker and a British Guy with the great outdoors? The wettest, wildest, and most outrageous road trip since Lewis & Clark! As a last wish for a little old lady, Ben the lawyer (Oliver James), his best friend Zach (Kristopher Turner), and a wacky Brit, Nigel (Rik Young), team up to find her missing granddaughter. But there’s one little problem…She’s somewhere deep in the wilderness getting in touch with nature. See what happens when three guys without a plan, without a chance and without a clue fall out of the pan and into the fire! LET THE ADVENTURE BEGIN!

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Recommendation: Pass

Re-Releases

supercopSupercop - 6/10
Starring Jackie Chan, Michelle Yeoh, Maggie Cheung, Yuen Wah
A Hong Kong police officer, Chia Chu is sent undercover to mainland China to break up a drug smuggling ring. After breaking the brother of the drug lord out of prison, he and another agent (a beautiful communist policewoman) are taken to Hong Kong to work for the syndicate. The wife of the crime boss has been arrested in Malaysia for drug trafficking and is soon to be executed. However, she is the only person who knows the account number of a secret Swiss bank account containing millions in drug money. While the two officers are in Malaysia preparing for the jail break, Chia chu accidentally runs into his girlfriend May, who has travelled there from Hong Kong. Soon his cover is blown, the criminals kidnap his girlfriend and he is forced to help them pull off the jail break.

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Recommendation: Rent

tiffanyBreakfast at Tiffany’s (Centennial Collection) - 8.1/10
Starring Audrey Hepburn, George Peppard, Patricia Neal, Buddy Ebsen
Struggling writer Paul Varjak moves into a New York apartment building and becomes intrigued by his pretty, quirky neighbor Holly Golightly. Holly’s lifestyle confuses and fascinates Paul; in public she flits through parties with a sexy, sophisticated air, but when they’re alone she changes into a sweetly vulnerable bundle of neuroses.

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Recommendation: Rent

funnyfaceFunny Face (Centennial Collection)
Starring Audrey Hepburn, Fred Astaire, Kay Thompson, Michael Auclair, Robert Flemyng
Fashion photographer Dick Avery, in search for an intellectual backdrop for an air-headed model, expropriates a Greenwich Village bookstore. When the photo session is over the store is left in a shambles, much to salesgirl Jo Stockton’s dismay. Avery stays behind to help her clean up. Later, he examines the photos taken there and sees Jo in the background of one shot. He is intrigued by her unique appearance, as is Maggie Prescott, the editor of a leading fashion magazine. They offer Jo a modeling contract, which she reluctantly accepts only because it includes a trip to Paris. Eventually, her snobbish attitude toward the job softens, and Jo begins to enjoy the work and the company of her handsome photographer.

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Recommendation: Rent

valentineMy Bloody Valentine (Restored Special Edition) - 6/10
Starring Paul Kelman, Lori Hallier, Neil Affleck
There’s a big valentine-party planned in the little coal mining town of Valentine Bluffs, Nova Scotia. It is the first Valentine’s Day party in 20 years, because then there was an accident in the mine, and the accident happened because the men responsible for the security was at the party. The sole surviving miner, named Harry Warden, later killed them, and told the town NEVER to arrange a Valentine’s Day party again. The party begins, and so does the killing.

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Recommendation: Rent

The Unrated Blogger’s Cut

It looks like a lot of lame new releases this week, no blockbusters or amazing indie flicks.  Even though I was a fan of Dane Cook as a standup, I don’t really see him pulling off any great movie roles and this one looks no different, but with nothing else to do I might end up renting My Best Friend’s Girl.  As for the re-releases, Supercop was my very first Jackie Chan movie and I was instantly hooked, amazing martial arts and humor, what a great combo.  So if I have enough pennies in my piggy bank, I’ll be smashing that lil porker on the sidewalk and picking up Supercop on DVD.

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