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Horrors of Netflix: Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

When a military experiment goes wrong, two prehistoric sea creatures are unwittingly unleashed upon the Earth’s oceans.  They’ve been encased in ice for millions of years, and as you can imagine, they’re ready to kick ass and take names.  But with a lack of hands and/or pens that work under water they have to resort [...]


IHM Staff Pick – March 12, 2010: “Adaptation”

Adaptation (2002)
Starring: Nicolas Cage, Meryl Streep, Chris Cooper
Directed by: Spike Jonze
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Rating: R
Nicolas Cage is the kind of actor that is present in movies that you either love or hate. Adaptation is one of his movies that you will enjoy.
Charlie Kaufman (Nicolas Cage) is a screenwriter who is an awkward individual with no sense [...]


New Release Review: “The Crazies”

Review: The Crazies (2010)
7 / 10 stars
Genre: Horror, Thriller
Starring: Timothy Olyphant, Radha Mitchell, Joe Anderson
Rating: R
Zombie movies are a dime a dozen these days. There is a plethora of films in which the walking dead return to munch on the living, and it’s a rare occasion when a horror flick of this type stands out [...]


Trailer: “Kick-Ass” Red Band Trailer

Director Matthew Vaughn (Layer Cake, Stardust) is back, bringing his upcoming film Kick-Ass to the big screen. Recently released on Myspace, this red band trailer is well worth the watch. The trailer contains a good bit of cursing, comedy and people getting beat up. You’ll immediately recognize some of the actors: Christopher Mintz-Plasse [...]


DVD Reviews: TopGear Seasons 11 and 12

TopGear (Seasons 11 and 12)

Warner Brothers Entertainment
If you’re big into luxury vehicles, then you have undoubtedly heard of the popular BBC series TopGear. Jeremy Clarkson and his co-hosts, Richard Hammond and James May, present the pros and cons of luxury vehicles as well as some “average” cars. These hour-long episodes include plenty of playful bantering [...]


IHM Giveaway: Night In / Night Out Contest

You should all know by now that we like to pump out free stuff.  We get lots of it and we like to pass it to you.  So, we decided to have another giveaway (because the two different ones we already have going weren’t enough for you) and we partnered up with blogger extrodinaire Drew [...]


Reader Feedback: What Are You Seeing This Weekend?

As you just learned in this week’s General Admission, you’ve got essentially two new wide releases hitting theaters (Bolt and Twilight).  While I’m sure quite a few of you will subject yourselves to Twilightmania, there are still quite a few other options in theaters.  There’s Changeling, Quantum of Solace, High School Musical 3, Madagascar: Escape [...]


Empire Magazine Picks 500 Best Movies of All Time

Empire Magazine decided that enough top lists for movies haven’t been created and decided to do a super-mega-definitive-best ever poll.  To find out what the best 500 movies ever filmed, cut, produced and slammed into your eyeballs were, Empire quizzed 10,000 of their readers, 150 Hollywood insiders and 50 film critics.  Catch the top 25 [...]


What to Make of All These Remakes?

Has Hollywood run dry when it comes to the horror film genre? As of late, the recent trend by studios have been to quickly churn out subpar remakes of our beloved horror classics, but are they worth our time and movie dollars? I say, “no”, though there may be minor changes, expanded storylines, bigger budgets [...]


General Admission – July 1st, 2008 – Early Edition

Opening this week: July 1st, 2008
Hancock – Trailer – Starring Will Smith, Jason Bateman, Charlize Theron
Official release is July 2nd but the movie will have special screenings on July 1st.
Will Smith is Hancock, an alcoholic superhero who only helps save the public only when it pleases him and without regard for the general safety of [...]


General Admission – June 27th, 2008

Opening this week: June 27th, 2008
WALL-E – Trailer – Starring Sigourney Weaver, Fred Willard, Ben Burtt, John Ratzenberger
One of the most anticipated films from Pixar is releasing this week and from the early reviews I’m thinking everyone is going to want to see this one.  The plot of this film is that all humans have [...]


It’s time to RocknRolla

A trailer just came out for the new Guy Ritchie film RocknRolla.  Ritchie is the guy that’s brought us Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels as well as Snatch.  Both those films were great and from the looks of the trailer, this film will have the same style and wit that made the other two [...]


New Eagle Eye Trailer

A new full trailer for Eagle Eye was just released and it helps to answer the “wtf is going on?” from the previous teaser.  It looks like some person or organization will be using the two main characters to pull off some majors crimes by giving them step-by-step directions throughout the film.  Shia LaBeouf’s character [...]


General Admission – June 13th, 2008

Opening this Friday the 13th
The Happening – Trailer – Starring Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo
This is another thriller film from M. Night Shyamalan, the guy who brought us The Sixth Sense.  In the film a nation wide epidemic breaks out which starts causing everyone to commit suicide.  Now everyone must avoid becoming victims even [...]


General Admission – June 6th, 2008

Opening this week: June 6th, 2008
Kung Fu Panda – Trailer – Starring Jack Black, Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie, Jackie Chan, Seth Rogan, Lucy Liu, Ian McShane, David Cross
Dreamworks brings us another computer generated animated family film starring Jack Black as a noodle-maker panda named Po.  The great evil warrior Tai Lung has escaped from prison [...]